Macro Brews
Bottles
Amstel Light
Tastes like Heineken.
Budweiser
If you must drink swill, please drink this. It will get you drunk faster so you don’t have to think about the taste.
Bud Lite
Alright, we can’t help but have a small soft spot for the beer that we grew up shotgunning on Fred’s farm.
Corona
Spanish for "mediocre."
Guinness (can)
Some people call this a meal in a glass; actually, it is one of the lightest, least alcoholic beers around.
Michelob Ultra
If you’re watching the carbs, you shouldn’t be drinking beer. Pick up the South Beach book.
Miller High Life
I’ve never been a big fan of Champagne, but some people think it’s classy.
Miller Lite
If you must.
O'Doul's (non-alcoholic)
Non-alcoholic
Pabst Blue Ribbon
If you’re a hipster, this is for you.
Schlitz
Now using its original recipe from 1960, this may be more hipster than PBR.
Stella Artois
This Euro Pale Lager is more respectable than Lite, but we wish you would just jump and try a craft beer that you can be proud of. You will love the Allagash White, guaranteed.